Today's verdict
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Department of Eventualities
You will die.
Eventually.
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Intake form · Department of Eventualities
Let's open your file.
A few quick sections. Your answers stay private to you. The more honest you are, the more precisely we can disappoint you.
Expected checkout age–
Here lies you, eventually
--years left
--days
--hrs
--min
--sec
Projected checkout — at age —
Expectancy modifiers
—seconds
—heartbeats
—sunrises
—weekends
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Séance in progress
Ask from beyond the grave
Ask the dead about any habit, plan or bad idea. They'll tell you what it does to your timeline.
Office of the coroner · provisional
Certificate of eventual death
What's most likely to get you
Your odds of each cause, compared with the average person. Tap a cause to see what's pushing it.
The odds
Estimates from the same model as your countdown, using population statistics. They're not a diagnosis. Ask a doctor about anything that worries you.
Today's log
Water
Coffee
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Meals
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Everything else
Your air & surroundings
Sniffing the air…
This month
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What's moving your needle
Not medical advice. An entertainment-grade estimate from population hazard ratios (a Gompertz mortality model plus Spiegelhalter's microlives). You are not a statistic. Probably. Privacy · Terms